Moose-a-palooza

Moose Unite!

The moose is possibly one of the coolest animals in the world. While in Tennessee people figured it was my favorite animal ever so they bought me a crazy amount of moose things. I thought it was very very cool. Since I live in the way north we have moose up here but unfortunately I have never seen a moose. This sucks very very much. I would do anything to see a moose. I may have to start walking through the woods to find the elusive moose. The moose is a huge animal and it could trample the hell out of you. That is just awesome kinda like in Tommy Boy with the deer in the car. It would just be sweet. I would also think that riding a moose would kick ass. You would be so high off the ground and the moose could just barrel through people if you were riding it in town. I think it is time we breed moose to be used as transportation, I would ride it to school everyday. Seriously would would mess with you if you had a moose as a pet. You could kick them in the face with the moose. It would be so sweet. We are going to have to start a moose farm, who is with me?

For the record the turtle is my favorite animal and I actually do own one of those. Soon I will have a moose farm though and I will moose kicking people all across campus.

Tennesse ing it

Missing school is no good. Grades are being affected and I am going to start failing at this rate. The good thing is that I am down here with all my brothers having a great time at the Feast. I should be doing more studying so I think I will be the next couple days. I have three exams when I get back to school and I need to do pretty well on them or things are going to be very annoying. For now I will leave it at this. I may post before I get back but maybe not. If not I am sory that you all don't get my great insight about awesome things. Until next time folks.

Politically Correct

I decided that I have had it with being "politically correct." It is so freaking stupid. The worst is having to substitute "he" with "she" or "he/she." It has gotten completely out of hand. Should women be equal? Sure I don't see why not. When I call you a businessman though I am right. It is not businesswomen. That just sounds stupid and is a complete waste of effort. If people would stop freaking out about stupid crap like that the world would be more equal already. By making a fuss about stupid things like that it makes the world even more separated and "incorrect." I am sure if chicks actually read this then they will be mad at me for it. Then we have Sprint who merged with Nextel. First off both companies suck. Now they have some stupid commercial about being a yes man and how they get work done. Some chick is doing the voice over and then they go to her standing on some roof. Why is she on a roof above a city I have no idea but she says something like "I am a yes man, but I prefer yes women." To which I say I prefer you shut the hell up. No one cares that you want to be called a yes women. That is just plain dumb. It even sounds dumb. She is a yes man and must deal with it.

Everyone is going to get offended by something. Just suck it up and deal with it. Stop being such a baby. Honestly.

And thhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeee

Yankees lose. What is to be a great day for the Angels turns into more crap about the yankees losing. I listen to sports talk and I don't here anything about the Angels pulling together to beat the Yankees. I hear that the playoffs are ruined and no one is going to watch because the Yankees and Red Soxs are out already. I am sick of stupid sports announcers and analysts thinking and saying that the post-season is ruined by not having the Socks or Yankees in the world series. If people love sports then they will watch sports. I am sure that the Soxs and Yankees fans were watching the Astros come back on the Braves to win it in 18 innings. Oh wait the Yankees and Soxs wern't playing soo they wern't. Well to say it plainly I will be watching the Cardnials vs the Astros and I will be watching the White Soxs vs the Angels. Do you know why I will be watching? Because I love baseball just like millions of others. Do you know who I route for? Detroit and we suck. Somehow I am watching the playoffs though...hmmmm. The same thing happened in Basketball last year. No Shaq, no ratings. The thing that is stupid is obviously the best teams were there. They won to get there. So stop cheering for a team just so people will watch and stop talking about how people won't be watching if they aren't there.

Lastly I am watching hockey. Do you know why? It is hockey and it kicks ass.


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Snowboard Videos

This year I decided that I needed some new snowboarding videos because I have seen the ones I own about 50 times each. I bought two of the most hyped videos of the year. "From _____, With Love" and "Futureproof". These were some great investments let me tell you. I saw some crazy snowboaridng in both of these videos. I have watched them both 4 times since I got them on tuesday. I have totally decided that "Futureproof" is the best snowboard video I have ever seen. Jerome you are going to FLIP when you see it. You have been bitching and moaning for a great snowboard dvd that showcases some backcountry riding. Welcome to "Futureproof" dude. It is 90% backcountry with tons of that being great riding and them just dropping cliffs and doing crazy lines. It is way off the scale of badassnitude. I freak out everytime I watch it. It is like the first time over and over and over. There are so many great lines and moves in it. I think I may love this video. The soundtrack is also great. I could just listen to it and not even watch the movie too. If you are smart you will buy this video or wait till I am close enough for you to be able to watch it.

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32 bucks...

Today was CRAZY! Went to class worked out and then fell asleep for 4 hours! 4 hours. Wow. Then I had an exam tonight. Supposed to be really easy. Everyone was like AHHHH what the heck! So I am not sure how that actually went. Then Tom and I had to go to the store because we had NO food and had 32 dollars worth of cans and bottles to return. What a trip. We just had so many bottles and it took so long to put them in the machine. Tomarrow I will be having an excellent post that everyone should be looking forward to. Until then good day mates.

Rain!

RAIN!

Well it is raining. Correction it is pouring. Wait...THUNDERSTORM! Mind you it has been raining since monday at about 8 a.m. I had to walk home from class today in the downpour. The picture is a very accurate representation of what I was going through since I took the picture on the walk home. I seriously want it to stop raining or I may freak out. It is so Blah do to the rain. Also I have no food and need to go to the store but don't want to. My room is a mess and I have an exam and homework do tomarrow. Hopefully my clothes and backpack dry out tonight...

On a serious note my professors' wife died last week and he already came back to class. What a guy. I hope everything is ok for him. and my other professor went to africa and got a foot infection and was in the hospital for a week. No good luck in the U.P. Later peoples.